IPCC blinking causes hurricanes

IPCC  10 minutes ago

The IPCC confirmed today that blinking causes hurricanes. The findings conclude that overpopulation results in large number of people blinking at the same time. The report proposes a $1.00 per blink tax be paid directly to the UN in cash. "There is no time to debate this issue" one leading global blinking expert is quoted. The report further claims that the burning of fossil fuels causes the eyes to water resulting in more human blinking. The findings of the four minute long study concluded that people could reduce their blinking foot print by going indoors looking down and blinking one eye at a time or wearing a wool eye cover shield when outdoors.
The new program is designed to combat global climate change. A leading consultant on the 30,000 member panel quoted in an email as saying “Our backroom nod and a wink deal might work now we can pull the wool over their eyes”

“Is there anyone left on the planet that does not agree that everyone at the IPCC should be put in handcuffs”