Pirates.......

For those of you who know me........
"Ha"
For those of you that don't........
{I am the nearest thing your kids will ever see}

They told you on the news that pirates grabbed a
US flagged ship off the coast of Africa....

Either that captain is the idiot of the century, drunk,
stupid, blind or the worst shot mankind has ever seen..

OR.

This is a farce...

What a joke, Just try to steal a beer off my boat.....