Expert??????????

If I here one more A-hole claim he is an expert I will have to jump......

Expert on the economy- good job thanks alot

Expert on the enviroment- mother nature is the expert

Expert on space- last I heard all the experts said "we don't know"

Expert on animals- "see mother nature"

Expert on weather- "you guys are wrong so often, M Nature won't claim you"

ETC.....ETC.....ETC

Here is what I am an expert in.

I have perfected being an A-Hole and then some.
I have studied other A-Holes and have honed my skills over these many years.
Years of experimental study and testing have brought me to this.

"If I call you an A-Hole, you can take my word for it because I'm an expert"