The Claim............

Two satellites collide in space.

Who is going to write the police report?

The little gecko will cover the damage and ask for
bailout money.

"The cost of the damage has to be trillions of
tax payer $$$s"

The new Veep said Pa will have all our bridges
fixed in 18 months.

"This guy is just nuts enough for the job."

It will take Penndot 18 months to put out the
cones.
35 years and counting on the Parkway West

Don't tell me it was a Penndot Satellite !!!