Here is an idea with a chance of working..........

Take the $ 780 billion

Bet every sports event on the planet.
Buy every Lotto ticket
Buy Vegas, Atlantic City, Atlantis and Sun City
Play every number with every bookie on earth
Send congress out to every poker, craps game and
cock fight they can get money on.
Send house aides to every bar with video poker.

This is just as good a plan as the one they will
vote on.

"They want you to go "All In" but would prefer
to make it look like you wanted to. If they cannot
get you to they will force you to"

{Lovely}