Government and Monster Garage !!!!

Picture our government like a
1973 Cadillac sedan that is beat
up but still runs good.
It gets you where you have to go
but it is not pretty.

So the President drives it over to
Monster Garage (Congress) for a
makeover.

The team is eager to get to work so
they get to chopping and welding.

Here is the list of new items:
Caddy / Government

Motor / Fed owned banks
Exhaust / Carbon Tax
Stereo / NBC, CNN
Seats / New Car Tsar
Paint / "Change"
{You get the idea}

They start the project and find out that there
are problems with the car. They fuss and
fight in the shop. The project drags on for years
while you have to walk to work.

At long last and Trillions of your dollars later,
you get your car back. It's shinny and it sounds
good but its still a 1973 Cadillac

Meanwhile back at the shop they are congratulating
each other while they get their new monster tool boxes.
They will one by one tell of how all these new tools
will help them do a better job on the next project
since the last one was so bad.

Oh, and when the Caddy breaks down you will
not be able to take it to another garage for service.
All the custom work makes sure you have to bring it
back to them. And when you do you will be told none
of those people still work here but if you have another
trillion they will get started on a remake right away.

I say we all need Mad Max type SUVs {LOL}