Saltpeter...........

It is false that saltpeter stops morning
erections.......
The government in their infinite wisdom
would feed it to the troop like PEZ.

They also used to let you use cocaine, heroin
Pot, and arsenic. They also decided alcohol was bad
for you. Then when they found out it was costing them
money they said OOPPs.

Now it is just unbelievable "If you have an erection lasting more
than four hours your doctor will find you in a Nevada cat house"

Do you "Burp,Fart,Have ear wax, urinate, Swallow saliva,have hair or nails
that grow,itchy feet or palms, get hungry or thirsty at night, put gas in your car,
think its dark at night, forget the location of keys or felt the need to buy something.
Then we have the cure...

YouranIdiotoproxinal.............

Side effects: Death, Death for everyone around you, leprosy, explosive deification
leading to death, Shortness or cessation of breath, low golf score, Stroke, Blindness,
Ebola, West Nile, bible meetings, AA, Prison, Move in with your mom and sleep with
your mother in law.

I would rather fight with the wife over what to do with the four
hour erection......

I can here it now...

"Why don't you use that to clean the gutters ?"
"Go ahead get a girlfriend ass#%^&"
"Poke that at me and I will cut it off"